A joke without porn, profanity, or pain...

[JGUERRA]

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[jughead]

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what did the fish say when he swam into the wall?

dam

[Brownsnoutuk]

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Im glad someone restarted this thread.  

[cantdoitkid]

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What is the one thing that keeps  men out of college?
High School

What did the guy who won first place in the Olympics do with the gol medal?
He had it bronzed.

Why do most men prefer looks over brains?
Most men can see better than they think.

How do you get a good-looking guy's eyes to light up?
Shine a flashlight in his ear.

What do men and apes have in common?
Are you serious?

[Nickintex]

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What do men and apes have in common?

Body hair? :wink:

[djmatthewblack]

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Wow, the Dead Cow and Vet School one was great.  

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh (no i's)
(okay, that one works better if you aren't typing it)

[Nickintex]

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Wow, the Dead Cow and Vet School one was great.  

I thought it was udderly ridiculous! Don't have a cow about it! What's your beef with me anyway ! That's bull!

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh (no i's)
(okay, that one works better if you aren't typing it)

Ok that was crappie. That smelt! It smelt real muskie. Now I'm floundering. Ok, I'll stop being a pain in the bass!