LF a rental monkey

[Nickintex]

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[mark razmandi]

Get that monkey away from me. I know what he's been throwing from his hands!

oh, nick and his hybrids

[Fire_chair]

AWESOME!!! HFB should add Monkey Rentals to Breeding Pit Bulls for a new revenue stream.

Why would a Pit need a monkey? And, more importantly, how would a dog go about renting one? They can't provide the proper ID or even fill out the necessary paper work.

[wesleydnunder]

LMFAO dave! That's the funniest thing I've read in a long time.

Mark

[ImaGuyGeek]

After sleeping on this I have come to the conclusion that I am against "Monkey Pimping" and solicitation. In true Lawsman fashion, I must demand in a completely incoherent and illogical way that HFB immediately stop the pimping and solicitation of monkeys for profit. This activity has gone on for way to long. I demand that HFB ban Monkey pimping and monkey solicitation, update the terms of membership to state that all offenders will be banished to the planet of the apes or I will notify my monkey lawyer friends and have HFB given to King Kong as the new owner.

If everyone on the planet (HFB member or not) does not comply with my ludicrous demands, I will throw a hissy fit, stop being your friend and will take my ball and go home.

I mean it guys.

[Fire_chair]

And let's not forget, let's not forget, Dude, that keeping wildlife...uh...an...uh, domestic, you know, within the city limits...that ain't legal either. ...

[myjohnson]

After sleeping on this I have come to the conclusion that I am against "Monkey Pimping" and solicitation. In true Lawsman fashion, I must demand in a completely incoherent and illogical way that HFB immediately stop the pimping and solicitation of monkeys for profit. This activity has gone on for way to long. I demand that HFB ban Monkey pimping and monkey solicitation, update the terms of membership to state that all offenders will be banished to the planet of the apes or I will notify my monkey lawyer friends and have HFB given to King Kong as the new owner.

Dude! Everyone has to eat!

[Nickintex]

...and have HFB given to King Kong as the new owner.:

Will Mighty Joe Young be his assistant? And what about Coco, ChimChim, and Peanut?

[ImaGuyGeek]

Will Mighty Joe Young be his assistant? And what about Coco, ChimChim, and Peanut?

I heard they are all involved in puppy mills thus making them nominees for the Nobel Peace Prize for their work in providing all homes with an inexpensive, unregistered dog.

Viva La Puppy Mills!!!

[Cesar]

[amilcar]

I think a well trained parrot could work aswell!!