LF a rental monkey

[davesolo29]

Hi All...
My Daughter has had head lice for quite some time now. It seems her idiot mother cant get things under control and since she wont let me bring her to my house i cant treat it..

Just wondering if anyone has a monkey i can borrow or rent to pick the bugs out of her hair til this mess is cleaned up..

Let me know what you have...thanks.

[supadave]

Man..Dave...You had me going there for a minute. When I read the title I was like "what the hell is a rental monkey". Then I read the rest of your post and cracked up.

[supadave]

Let me know what you have...thanks.

[supadave]

BTW.....this should be posted in the Non-Fish Buy/Sell/Trade section.

[davesolo29]

BTW.....this should be posted in the Non-Fish Buy/Sell/Trade section.

Im not so sure about that.....it all seems kinda FISHY to me!!!

[crackal]

haha lmao

[Mzungu]

Seriously, still cracking up here...



Great one.

[myjohnson]

"slap-ya-mama"

[ssrprelude]

Oh man, I have a stomach ache!

[Nickintex]

Can a rental monkey be used against chiggers?

[davesolo29]

The local forum and club i belong to didnt find this as funny....they are a bit uptight with no sense of haha. They made me remove it.... so i just said i found one. Thats part of the reason i like it here...everyone is a bit more laid back.

[Nickintex]

Get that monkey away from me. I know what he's been throwing from his hands!

[ImaGuyGeek]

AWESOME!!! HFB should add Monkey Rentals to Breeding Pit Bulls for a new revenue stream.

I'll contact our Monkey Breeder to see what I can come up with.

[Nickintex]

Better yet. Let's splice the genes from a monkey with that of a pit bull and sell the offspring.

[FrontosaurusRex]

Can a rental monkey be used against chiggers?

Damn it, Thai!!!