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    Considering using my powers for evil... Need help

    Okay, I've recently come to realize from Nick that I may possess a "Super Power" in my Flip Flop Flinging. Although Nick seems to be pushing towards "Super Hero" I am giving some thought to "Super Villain"  There are some problems though and any input would be appreciated.

    First I need a Lair. I know this seems like a minor issue but there are many things to consider when looking for just the right "Lair"

    I found this castle in the Hollywood hills but the problems are a) It's kinda out in the open b)It's a nice place to visit but I'm just not sure I want to set up my headquarters there c) California taxes
    Hollywood "Falcons Lair"

    Then there is "Satan's Lair" which was the home of the founder of the church of Satan. Well, a) I'm a Christian and it just feels wrong b) Again, it's in California. Taxes, people, etc... c) It's not very isolated and isn't big enough for my forces to grow.
    "Satan's Lair" San Francisco

    There is this lighthouse/Government facility near Washington DC but the biggest problem with this one is that I am concerned that there is too much competition in the D.C. market. I think there is already potential for over saturation of "Super Villains"
    D.C. Villain's Lair

    Then there is the Underground London tunnels. This is my favorite so far BUT, it is not very secret and pretty pricey.
    London Underground Lair

    Anyway, any help would be appreciated. If you know of a Secret lair in a good target market that is reasonably priced, just respond or send me a PM.

    I'll update you all later with my Evil plot once I nail that down a little more.
    All men are created equal but his choices determine his value and what's in his heart determines his worth.

    "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"
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    Re: Considering using my powers for evil... Need help

    you. are. sooooo. weird.




    weirdo.  :wink:

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    • #3
      Re: Considering using my powers for evil... Need help

      Originally posted by Kiovo";p="
      you. are. sooooo. weird.




      weirdo.  :wink:
      Fine but you can consider yourself added to the list of enemies, you wanna shoot for "Arch Enemy"?  
      All men are created equal but his choices determine his value and what's in his heart determines his worth.

      "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"

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      • #4
        Re: Considering using my powers for evil... Need help

        I did say Super Villain.  
        PLECOS SUCK!

        https://www.facebook.com/NickInTex1970

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        • #5
          Re: Considering using my powers for evil... Need help

          Originally posted by ImaGuyGeek";p="
          Originally posted by Kiovo";p="
          you. are. sooooo. weird.

          weirdo.  :wink:
          Fine but you can consider yourself added to the list of enemies, you wanna shoot for "Arch Enemy"?  
          I thought for sure I heard you say Kiovo was working towards being "another red shirt" sidekick, since Jeebus was thinking of the taking the spot of #2

          or was it  I dont recall which picture suited him the best

           

          What fish do Jesper have
          180 WC T. Moorii Chilambo +1 Petro trewavasae.
          110           Cyps, WC Xeno Spilopterus Kipili WC/F1/F2 T. sp red Kiku
          58 S. Decorus
          "The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money." -Margaret Thatcher

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          • #6
            Re: Considering using my powers for evil... Need help

            OK. Lets create the Greater Houston Aquarium Legion of Doom.
            Who would you be and what is your power?
            PLECOS SUCK!

            https://www.facebook.com/NickInTex1970

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            • #7
              Re: Considering using my powers for evil... Need help

              Jesper, you are too kind.

              Charles, Kim has been calling me weird for years. I used to cry, but then one night when experimenting with Roman candles and human flight, I realized that I was indeed weird.

              Anyway, here's where your secret-lair is. This places fits you better than ANY other choice. It's like the Bat-cave meets Best Buy.

              Westland Bunker

              Best part? Its only 30 minutes north of Houston. Seriously dude, its got its own hospital. I think the computers will let you install AOL too.
              Experiencing an aquatic renaissance!

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              • #8
                Re: Considering using my powers for evil... Need help



                All that's missing is a welcome mat.



                Look, no more HMO co-pays!



                Plenty of room for super-villain sleep-overs & slumber parties.

                It also has a pool out back by the generator!

                Experiencing an aquatic renaissance!

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                • #9
                  Re: Considering using my powers for evil... Need help

                  I like it but it doesn't seem to be for sale :(
                  All men are created equal but his choices determine his value and what's in his heart determines his worth.

                  "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"

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                  • #10
                    Re: Considering using my powers for evil... Need help

                    Originally posted by ImaGuyGeek";p="
                    I like it but it doesn't seem to be for sale :(
                    ImaGuyGeek -- DUH -- Hostile take over...  why bother with the details.  -- think evil..

                    What fish do Jesper have
                    180 WC T. Moorii Chilambo +1 Petro trewavasae.
                    110                     Cyps, WC Xeno Spilopterus Kipili WC/F1/F2 T. sp red Kiku
                    58 S. Decorus
                    "The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money." -Margaret Thatcher

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                    • #11
                      Re: Considering using my powers for evil... Need help

                      If its not for sale, and you don't own it, no one will suspect to to be your secret lair.


                      I'm packing up the mini-van with stuff for the new crib- err.. lair now!
                      Experiencing an aquatic renaissance!

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                      • #12
                        Re: Considering using my powers for evil... Need help

                        How many tanks are we allowed to bring with us ?  I mean I cannot live without a few of my fish :)

                        What fish do Jesper have
                        180 WC T. Moorii Chilambo +1 Petro trewavasae.
                        110                         Cyps, WC Xeno Spilopterus Kipili WC/F1/F2 T. sp red Kiku
                        58 S. Decorus
                        "The problem with socialism is that eventually you run out of other people's money." -Margaret Thatcher

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                        • #13
                          Re: Considering using my powers for evil... Need help

                          add me to the list, you're still on my list for the Bai Ling comment!  

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                          • #14
                            Re: Considering using my powers for evil... Need help

                            Very good points. I was beginning to think that this endeavor was becoming cost prohibitive but you guys are proving to be true problem solvers. It is clear who here is stepping up to the challenge. Keep it up and I will assign you each your own legion of minions. Damn! We need to find minions too. Does Houston have a minion district?

                            Oh, and would you guys mind describing me (when the opportunity presents itself) as "Calamitous"? It just seems to soften the whole "Evil" thing with an overtone of comedy. Just a little less scary.

                            Thanks guys.
                            All men are created equal but his choices determine his value and what's in his heart determines his worth.

                            "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"

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                            • #15
                              Re: Considering using my powers for evil... Need help

                              Originally posted by Zulaab";p="
                              How many tanks are we allowed to bring with us ?  I mean I cannot live without a few of my fish :)
                              All the tanks you want. I've been working on the "Calamitous" plot and I was thinking something ala 1970's Hunt Brother's Silver Market take over.

                              Pleco's! They always seem to be a comodity at meetings and auctions. We could corner the Pleco market

                              Mwaaaahahahahaaaaa Sinister isn't it?
                              All men are created equal but his choices determine his value and what's in his heart determines his worth.

                              "Political correctness is a doctrine, fostered by a delusional, illogical minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end"

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