THE CHAT ROOM

[spyke1969]

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put the monster down :P

[cantdoitkid]

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:bs?!?!:  besides i hadn't any caffenine when i wrote that and as far as the markings go  i'm serious really!! :confused:

[Philbert]

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I've heard Betas have hidden messages on them, but you have to play them backwards.
I lost mine trying to rewind him in my cassette player...




(Sorry, cantdoitkid, I am referring to something from "the before times"...ask your Mom why I think that's funny.)

[loopy119]

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wow...this chick is dense...LMAO!!!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=juOQhTuzDQ0&feature=bz302

Rebekah

[NDsuperduty]

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why do i get the feeling she is from texas or mississippi.  They always try and make us look like retards.

[Fire_chair]

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Sadly, they don't always have to try hard.

[loopy119]

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LOL! You don't have to be stupid to be country. I mean, I'm pretty redneck, but my IQ is genius level! She must have been a product of inbreeding and then dropped several times or something...pretty sad... She should probably be sterilized now before it's too late! OK, that was kinda mean...

Rebekah

[eklikewhoa]

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Something about her turns me on.........anyone?

[dblondfemme]

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That was Kelly Pickler wasn't it?  We all knew from her debut on american idol that she wasn't a totally bright bulb outside of her realm of (I think) her grandpa and her farm.  I'll bet she could rope a cow in a few seconds and knows not to milk a bull  

[loopy119]

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I've seen a bull "milked" LMAO!!! It was at a vet clinic on an Ag field trip in high school! If that really is Kelly Pickler, she has an AWESOME singing voice!!! I love her music! Maybe she acts stupid to be funny--like that Jessica Simpson chick!

Rebekah

[Zulaab]

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It was Kelly Pickler....  and I am going to agree with Reba here.. she might know how to sing, but she was not aware of the fact there is anything going on outside the US.

[Philbert]

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I watch Jay Leno's Jaywalking segments, and see idiots from all over our fine country who know almost nothing outside their small little worlds...teachers, college students, mothers (too late for sterilization!), even grad students...many would have been puzzled about why K Pickler's answers were so funny to the audience (and the 5th grader).
Jay asks questions like...who is the Vice-President; what country speaks French; and other brain-busters.
I have a partial year of college from almost 40 years ago, and I always know the answers to Jay's questions...like being smarter than a 5th grader.
That is so very sad, and scary.

"Something about her turns me on.........anyone?"

You mean the beautiful young female thing, right? I'm there...I love Southern accents.
And pretty girls...but she is so dumb!

Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?
Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,
because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever,
but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,"
--Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss USA contest.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny
like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey
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"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of
your life."
--Brooke Shields, during an interview to become Spokesperson for federal
anti-smoking campaign.
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[Fire_chair]

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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids
all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny
like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
--Mariah Carey

I think that's one of the most unintentionally funny, yet sad, things I've ever heard. I don't see how anybody could be so crass and ignorant, yet mean so well.

[Brownsnoutuk]

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Jay asks questions like.. what country speaks French;

Canada?

[Philbert]

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If you had said "Canadia" you'd have qualified for the Jaywalking All Stars!