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    If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.

    If you had purchased $1000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

    If you had purchased $1000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

    But---- if you had purchased $1000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminium cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.

    Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle.

    It's called the 401-Keg.
    'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust ...'
    He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four-year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

  • #2
    good one
    Resident fish bum
    330G FOWLR
    34G Reef
    330G Discus biotopish (no longer running)
    28G JBJ Reef (no longer running)
    Treasurer, GHAC

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      Scarecrow : I haven't got a brain... only straw.
      Dorothy : How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
      Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?
      Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.

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      • #4
        That's right! Reading that post as I'm sitting here drinking a Stone IPA!!!

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        • #5
          thats awesome!!! good work.
          250gallon-Wild Angels, community

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          • #6
            how much would recycling glass get? i just got done drinking 4 miller lites and a bottle of apple flaover sake... not having a good day, lol... at less it ended with a good nite...

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            • #7
              Invest in foil. The Aliens are coming!
              PLECOS SUCK!

              https://www.facebook.com/NickInTex1970

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              • #8
                I got mine ready Nick.
                Resident fish bum
                330G FOWLR
                34G Reef
                330G Discus biotopish (no longer running)
                28G JBJ Reef (no longer running)
                Treasurer, GHAC

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