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  • You just MIGHT be a herper if...

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    You just MIGHT be a herper if...

    • your pet's dinner requuires care and feediing until it is served.
    • you've ever been in a flooring store and found yourself saying, "I really think vinyl is the best substrate for a child's room."
    • you move the rubber snake out of the aisle at the toy store so it won't get run over...and identify its species while you're doing it.
    • you go jogging on a muddy track after a rainstorm and notice lots of earthworms wandering around, and you come back later with a cup.
    • the Discovery Channel wants to send a film crew to your house.
    • all your friends call you Lizard Lady or Snake Man.
    • only your closest friends know about the secret snakes in your dorm room.
    • someone yells "snake", and you race off after it.
    • your best picture of your wife/girlfriend is with a snake wrapped around her neck or a bearded dragon on her shoulder.
    • you hand a written disclaimer to guests before letting anyone new in your house.
    • you buy a deep freeze in addition to your refrigerator and you live alone.
    • you never turn on your room lights because the cages provide enough.
    • you keep your apartment at a constant 85F, with lights pointed at the couch to make a 95F basking spot.
    • a bug lands near you and you lick your lips.
    • you refer to a pregnant woman as "gravid".
    • she had twins you want to know if the babies came out with a ratio of 1.1, 0.2 or 2.0 and what are they het for, if anything?
    • losing electrical power at any time of the year is a MAJOR crisis.
    • you ask the local drug store for a No-Pest "Fly" Strip in January.
    • redecorating the house means finding a way to squeeze in another aquarium.
    • you've ever had to lecture a pet store employee/manager.
    • your response to friends showing you their new hamster is, "Nope, too small."
    • you find "tongue flicking" an attractive attribute in persons of the opposite sex.
    • your electric company asks if you want a professional account.
    • you charge admission at your house, but kids 12 and under are still free.
    PLECOS SUCK!

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  • #2
    Originally posted by Nickintex View Post
    from: http://eths.org/html/membership.html

    You just MIGHT be a herper if...

    • redecorating the house means finding a way to squeeze in another aquarium.
    Guess I'm a herper then!
    Scarecrow : I haven't got a brain... only straw.
    Dorothy : How can you talk if you haven't got a brain?
    Scarecrow: I don't know... But some people without brains do an awful lot of talking... don't they?
    Dorothy: Yes, I guess you're right.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by Nickintex View Post
      from: http://eths.org/html/membership.html
      [*]you find "tongue flicking" an attractive attribute in persons of the opposite sex.
      [/LIST]
      Me, too.
      Tell your boss you need to go home to take care of your "cichlids." It sounds an awful lot like "sick kids." )

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      • #4
        Somehow I don't think the gravid comment would have gone over too well
        135 gal Fahaka Puffer
        150 gal Threadfin Acaras, Angels, Red Spotted Severum, Gold Severum, and a Silver Dollar
        185 gal Demasoni, Yellow Labs, Venustus, Rustys, Plecos, Clown Loaches, and Sharks

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