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  • You Might be a Redneck if......

    There are crawfish in your home aquarium.


    (Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Calendar - Thursday, April 12, 2007)

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    Hay!  I resemble that remark.  Well, mine are crayfish - that makes me a yankee, not a redneck  :P.
    The ultimate oxymoron - Narcolepsy and ADHD.
    Who says you can`t have it all??!!

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    • #3
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      Crayfish-Crawfish they both taste good either way you say or spell it!! I prefer mudbug. I guess that makes me Cajun.

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        does the same apply to BASS?

        I get more people with bass in their aquarium looking for feeder fish.
        "Those who would give up Essential Liberty to purchase a little Temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety" -- Benjamin Frankli
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        • #5
          Re: You Might be a Redneck if......

          Bass
          Crawdads
          Channel cats
          Perches
          Texas cichlids


          all call out bayou to me.
          700g Mini-Monster tank

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          • #6
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            That's great, Sue! How appropriate.
            "Millennium hand and shrimp!"

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            • #7
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              Oh no! You mean I've been a redneck this whole time and didn't even know it?!   8O

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              • #8
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                My kids caught a little sun perch when we moved to Mo. and wanted to keep him.   He wound up being the center attraction in our Livingroom tank.   When we moved back to Houston, I tossed him back in the lake he cam from.
                'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust ...'
                He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four-year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

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                • #9
                  Re: You Might be a Redneck if......

                  Originally posted by fishysue";p="
                  There are crawfish in your home aquarium.


                  (Jeff Foxworthy's Redneck Calendar - Thursday, April 12, 2007)
                  I have a crawfish in my tank.... but I'm asian....
                  mmm.. that makes me a "yellowneck"
                  www.ventralfins.com

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                  • #10
                    Re: You Might be a Redneck if......

                    I picked up some crawfish yesterday.
                    Had half of them with melted butter and half with red sauce.
                    still don't know which was better.
                    'Dear Lord,' the minister began, with arms extended toward heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face. 'Without you, we are but dust ...'
                    He would have continued but at that moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four-year old girl voice, 'Mom, what is butt dust?'

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                    • #11
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                      Same here PhishPreek!

                      I actually like mine with butter and dirty rice.
                      700g Mini-Monster tank

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                      • #12
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                        yellow necks burn too, so that makes you a redneck with an accent?
                        GIVE NONE, TAKE NONE - BE FREE, HAVE FUN

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                        • #13
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                          Was home in Opelousas, La. for my niece's wedding but didn't get any boiled crawfish.  Bummer.

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                            Since we are on the subject....
                            Papadeux's has some awesome crawfish.. it's a little different from what we get here in New Orleans but nonetheless very good.
                            www.ventralfins.com

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